What Do Beavers Eat

How do you think, what do beavers eat? Lots of people think, that beavers eat wood, but it is just a stereotype, because beaver actually loves hamburgers and cheeseburgers! Do you know why beavers have orange teeth? That's right - that's because they eat a lot of oranges, oranges are beaver's favorite food. They also drink a lot of orange soda and eat cookies like guys from David Blaine's videos. By the way beavers are huge fans of David Blane, because they like street magic and all kind of pranks. So if someone is calling you and asking whether you need a fridge and when you answer you don't they say, then bring it out, we're coming after it, know - it could be beavers.
So returning to beaver eating behavior you need to also know what they hate and would never eat. Number one beaver belly's enemy is sushi, they hate it a lot and no one actually doesn't know why, but they also hate olives and pudding. So if you have beaver as a pet be sure to treat it good, because now you are an expert of what do beavers eat.

Cartoon beaver adventures

Cartoon beaver
Hey folks, this time i have a nice picture of cartoon beaver to show you. It was so funny, that i couldn't hold myself from sharing it with you. This swimming beaver looks like he is on drugs, look at the dark circles under his eyes. Okay, i'm just joking, beavers never use drugs, because drugs are bad and if you use drugs you are bad, 'cause drugs are bad, like Mr. Mackey from South Park said. And if they say it in South Park, it means that it's true.
But anyways, i'm wondering where this guy is going on that "Titanic", beavers don't usually float on trees, they are great swimmers and they just love to swim. It looks like this little guy is a sailor with his great boat. However you can do anything if you are a cartoon hero even more than in movies, plus animators often give it all a big portion of funny sound effects, and a funny names too. Guess what name did they give this fellow - captain Redhead Beaver? Like the one from Beaver Island.
Yeah, i wish that someone would make an animation about me, but who would be interested in crazy violet beaver? That Hollywood guys say, that natural looks are modern now. Where are 90th gone, when all kind of punks like me ruled the world.
Well, i've heard history goes in circles, so maybe in next ten years you will see a violet and crazy cartoon beaver, but for now, lets just hold our breath and wait.

Funny smiling beaver cub

Beaver cub is one extraordinary little guy, it's extremely cute, fluffy and totally adorable forest and wetland citizen. Beaver cubs are little bit clumsy especially when they get out of water, but they try to make fast moves like their parents, what makes them look funny. Little beavers prefer to stick with their parents till they grow up, but later they sometimes even leave the dam where they were born to free a space for their younger siblings and to found their own place and life partner and to build their own dam where they can settle down. When they build their own dam and create a new beaver community they stay there as long there is enough food for them and as long as that food is easy to transport to their lodge or while their activities are not interrupted by humans, who sometimes are not happy with beavers around their ponds because of the possible floods caused by beavers. Sometimes beavers live all their life in one location, but sometimes they are moving from place to place, beavers can re-build a main dam over night.
It is really fun to watch cute beaver cub playing in your pond, that is a little reason why people should not destroy their homes and also because beavers are greatest wild architects amongst all animals.

Redhead beaver is a metalhead

So what do we have here - is that a Redhead beaver? Imagine if it had iroquai! It would look totally awesome! That Redhead beaver likes headbanging and bone shaking to the sounds of metal. He's not some kind of punk or emo, he is a true metal lover. He likes hardcore, trash metal, alternative metal, nu metal and metalcore. Hes favorite bands are Metallica, Trivium, Korn, Bullet for my Valentine, Amatory (great Russian band), Deftones and Snobrand (band from Latvia with unique style).
He decided to color hes hair red last year when he went to a beaver village winter park metal fest and he liked it so much, that he decided to stay redhead to keep the memory of that fest's atmosphere. And in my opinion it looks perfect on him. Hes mom says that it will be inappropriate when he'll be an old beaver and youngsters will laugh on him, but he doesn't care because as he thinks you must do what your soul desires 'cause you only have one life (if you aren't cat of course, these little guys have nine of them).
So i told him - redhead beaver, you are totally right and went to try out some violet on me.

Would you like a little beaver?

little beaver
Once upon a time, when i was a little beaver i was so good at getting into troubles, like most of the kids do. And so it was one beautiful day in Beaver village, i was playing around with my friends, when we suddenly got bored and decided to do something funny and interesting.
My grandpa - Old beaver often told me scary stories about places where humans live and called that places cities, but he never said why should i be afraid of that cities, he only strictly said that i am not allowed to even show my nose there, because it is very dangerous. As i was just a kid i thought, that where danger is - there is adventures, and i really wanted to participate in some great adventures.
So that day, i told my friends about cities and of course we decided to sneak there without letting adult beavers know. And so we were on our way. Our company got there pretty fast by the river downstream. We understood that it was one of that cities right away, because we have never seen something, as we thought back then, so beautiful, before. And we went for a walk. We were running, screaming and trying to find out who lives in there, when we saw a funny looking long bodied creature which must have been that human, grandpa told about, it was very tall and clumsy. So it stood there on some long thing which is stepladder as i know now and did some funny moves with it's hand over the wall and that wall became violet when he rubbed it with his hand. We were so surprised and thought it was magic. We discussed it and decided to come closer and when we did we smelled something strange, our heads started to go round, my friends got scared of that but i wanted to look like a hero and went further, when suddenly i stepped on something sticky and felt in some big big bucket, when i got out all covered with that sticky thing, smelling funny, i got sick and lost my consciousness, guys carried me back to beaver home where i woke up and found myself all violet.
And that is exactly how i became violet and learned why cities are dangerous for silly little beaver.

Beaver home - so warm and cozy

This is my beaver home, this is so cool and expensive beaver apartments, I would even say - it's a beaver palace. Welcome to my cribs. I make parties every sunday night and all the forest VIPs are invited. This is so cool to live in a big and cozy lodge which we, beavers build with our own little hands. Did you, people knew that we are great constructors and architects? In wildlife we are the best in construction works. But unlike you we can build a hole dam over one night, that's right - night, not day, because we are night creatures! Could you handle that challenge? We are so good at building, because we are very rational animals, we choose places were everything is handy, and if it's not we do everything to improve it. We build canals to provide materials and food in the fastest way we can. We also help nature to avoid floods and erosion. Our other color after brown is definitely "green". Once we even built a world's biggest dam which can be seen from satellite, imagine how big is that. And we are just a small rodents, of course not so small among other rodents, only capybara is bigger then average beaver but in front of you, people, we are pretty small. So take that, humans, we do not know now, but maybe we even built Egyptian pyramids, not you or aliens! :) I mean if we can build a beaver home which can be seen from space, why couldn't we build a pyramids?

Canadian beaver symbol

Canadian five-cent piece
Canadian beaver symbol
"Threepenny beaver" post stamp
Hey folks, today i would like to tell you about Canadian beaver symbol. I think that no any other country in the world except Canada loves and appreciates beavers more. However they exploits our beautiful fur, we are thankful because they at least appreciate what we give them and respect us for being their national treasure. They even designated beavers as a national animal and use our profile as a national emblem. Canadians also have a coin with beaver on it, they respect us so much because they understand our importance in the development of Canada. And guess what was on the first Canadian post stamp? That's right - a beaver, it was designed by Sir Sandford Fleming and was released in in 1851, it was called "Threepenny beaver". They had also chosen beaver to be the mascot of the Summer Olympics in Montreal with the name "Amik" ("beaver" in Ojibwe) in 1976.
So where you wouldn't see any angry beaver is in Canada, where beavers are loved and respected by people!
When i was in Canada i bought a Copy of Canadian beaver symbol and put it on my wall to remember every day, that somewhere in the world is a place where we are always wanted!

Beaver picture - This is me

This is my best Beaver picture ever! Yep, this is me in person one and only Crazy Beaver! How do you like my new fur color? Violet is my favorite, remember that, folks when you will send me some cute little presents! However i love surprises too but  make sure that they are violet surprises! :) Do i already sound crazy to you? I am all about craziness, because in my opinion being crazy is the only way to look normal in our crazy world, isn't it? Ha ha, i am not totally nuts if you know what i mean (by the way, i love nuts, their yummy) but i am kinda hyperactive nature child. But who cares about it as long as i will continue to tell you some funny, interesting and of course some times pretty crazy stories! My mama told me that if i wasn't a beaver i would be a great writer and even could write scripts for some really funny movies, not that trash they make nowadays! But anyway, where were we, oh yes, i was telling you about my talents, so as long as i am beaver i am not allowed to write scripts, however i can be an actor like some of my bros, for example my cousin was acting in Dr Doolittle, how cool is that, huh? Personally i was offered to star with Mel Gibson in Jodie Foster's film "Beaver" but i thought it will make me racist, i don't know why but they say it in South Park and Youtube's star Jon Lajoie sang about that in one of hes inappropriate songs, but hell, i love that guy, he's funny, so i refused. And it means that now i will have plenty of time to post my crazy stories in this blog which is cool because it kinda does make me a writer. Well, folks i guess this is kinda it for now about me the Crazy Beaver, stay in touch with me if you wanna know more interesting and crazy facts about simple beaver's life plus i am going to post a new cool beaver picture with every new article.

OMG, beaver trapping!

Oh my God, folks that human bastards caught this poor little fellow into a beaver trapping, it is so rude and cruel of them, how could they? And why? Only because that cute beaver dropped a few old trees to make a sweet little home for his babies. Now that is nasty, why people think they have rights to rule over an animal's life, they totally got out of control. Someone should stop them once and for all! I am so calling Super beaver right now. And i am sure he wont be okay with that at all. Look how scared that redhead beaver is, how would they like if someone put them in his place.
And we don't actually know why they put him there, maybe they are just covering their backs, saying he caused them troubles, but actually they just wish to kill him and steal his fur. Yes, didn't you know they do that, filthy animals! They are jealous of wildlife creatures, because they don't have such a beautiful fur and since they are egoists, they either get what they want either destroy it, so if they can't get it, they make sure no one can, what a beasts!
Lets all hope that guy could get away from that awful beaver trapping and returned safely to his cute little cubs and wife.

Very angry beaver attacks paparazzi

Dudes, check this out - this angry beaver has become my idol, he attacked that annoying paparazzi guy! That was awesome! I attached this video to show you how a nice looking and seemed to be calm and friendly animal can get angry when humans interrupt his peaceful lifestyle. This little fellow showed that camera guy where his place is. People often think they have rights to do what they want but what they don't think about is how that influences all around them like environment, wildlife and also other people existence. People goes to the woods sometimes to "research" that area, sometimes to leave mess behind them after having "nice" picnic but sometimes to destroy everything what mother nature has created and clear a space for their own ugly and harmful constructions which will earn money for them. But they don't think that someday they will need what they destroyed but it will be too late. I hope you guys understand why that angry beaver got furious!

Old beaver is lazy dude

Old Beaver
Hey folks, i recently met my old man and that old beaver is one lazy dude, i must say, but with a beautiful soul and a really pure heart, he is the greatest. I would even say he has always been my hero. Watching him as an example of a great parenting skills i understood that beavers are the best parents in the whole world, and my paps and mama are best parents of the best.
While i was a little beaver they treated me like little king or something, caring about me and giving me everything i needed in the first place and only then they thought about themselves.
When i got a little older they were teaching me properly everything they new and everything i might need to know for the future, because it is a tradition in beaver families to let their young children go to find their own place, so they can learn to live on their own instead of being mama's sons, which helps a lot in a future life.
To bad my mama has already passed away, but at least i have my old beaver paps, and i just love to visit him.

Nice beaver with Hollywood smile

Nice Beaver
Hey guys, today i wanted to speak about nice beaver smile. Pretty often beaver characters are used in toothpaste commercials, but people laughs saying that beaver teeth are not white at all, but the point isn't about whiteness, it is about how healthy and strong beaver teeth are. Imagine how strong teeth they must have to drop huge trees with them. So there is nothing to laugh about. I believe, not only me, but all beavers are really proud of their teeth, because it is the most important part of their body, they couldn't survive and be such a great architects without their teeth. Teeth are what makes average beaver a super beaver.
And it is totally okay, that their teeth color is deep yellow or even kinda orange, it gives beavers that cool Austin Power's charisma and charm, in my opinion.
So if you are a beaver with such strong orange or yellow teeth, there is nothing to be shamed about. In wildlife it is a thing to be proud of to be a nice beaver with perfect orange Hollywood smile.