Angry Beaver Mom

Angry Beaver Mom

Hey folks, wanted to tell you about my angry beaver mom. So as you all know a while ago everyone celebrated Mother's day and guess what? I have been such a pig that i totally forgot about it and didn't even call my mom, so she got so furious at me that when i finally visited her, she showed up at the door with a roller pin. At first i didn't get what that means, bet then she asked me to take a look at the calendar and that was the first time when i really could be called a redhead beaver, because i blushed so hard that it even burned.
Fortunately, my momma is a very nice person and she couldn't stay mad at me for a long time. But still i was so ashamed of myself, that i decided to celebrate Mother's day with my momma two times a year, the real one and on a date when i forgot to greet my dear mother.
So after half an hour we already set together at the holiday dinner table with my momma, she hugged me and called me her lovely beaver cub again.
Now i am back to my cozy beaver home again, writing this post and wishing to never make my mom an angry beaver again.

Going On Vacation To Beaver Creek

Beaver Creek Vacation

Hey folks, lately i have noticed that i am getting tired very fast doing almost nothing and that is why i decided to use Beaver creek vacation service. You all know i love Beaver creek Colorado hotel area, so it didn't took me a second to think where exactly i would like to go on vacation. Now i am searching for some cozy beaver home to rent for the week. Last year i went there for vacation too and that was so peaceful there that i thought i will never go anywhere else ever. Last time i took home with big pool, so i could get back my  shape by swimming and that really helped.
This picture is from last year's vacation, you can see me there swimming in the evening. That is so nice to swim during the evening when it is getting quiet all around, for me it is the best time.
Oh my, i can't wait to go on my every year Beaver creek vacation.

What do beavers eat except hamburgers?

What Do Beavers Eat

Hey folks, you often ask me what do beavers eat except hamburgers, tacos and nachos? Of course i was kidding saying that they eat that unhealthy fast food! It is time to reveal all secrets! Many of you think that they eat wood like i have already mentioned before but it is awkward! They make beaver home from wood! They don't have any tools like you - people do so it is obviously that they use their teeth for that! That is what makes you think that they eat it! So what do they eat? As you see little beaver eats cookie at this picture. Conclusion is that beavers eat sweets! Old beaver would love to have cake for dinner every day, beaver cub would eat bunch of ice creams with pleasure! Smart ones, aren't they? Who wouldn't want to have so yummy things for dinner every day! So folks, now you know what do beavers eat!

Would you like a little beaver?

little beaver

Once upon a time, when i was a little beaver i was so good at getting into troubles, like most of the kids do. And so it was one beautiful day in Beaver village, i was playing around with my friends, when we suddenly got bored and decided to do something funny and interesting.
My grandpa - Old beaver often told me scary stories about places where humans live and called that places cities, but he never said why should i be afraid of that cities, he only strictly said that i am not allowed to even show my nose there, because it is very dangerous. As i was just a kid i thought, that where danger is - there is adventures, and i really wanted to participate in some great adventures.
So that day, i told my friends about cities and of course we decided to sneak there without letting adult beavers know. And so we were on our way. Our company got there pretty fast by the river downstream. We understood that it was one of that cities right away, because we have never seen something, as we thought back then, so beautiful, before. And we went for a walk. We were running, screaming and trying to find out who lives in there, when we saw a funny looking long bodied creature which must have been that human, grandpa told about, it was very tall and clumsy. So it stood there on some long thing which is stepladder as i know now and did some funny moves with it's hand over the wall and that wall became violet when he rubbed it with his hand. We were so surprised and thought it was magic. We discussed it and decided to come closer and when we did we smelled something strange, our heads started to go round, my friends got scared of that but i wanted to look like a hero and went further, when suddenly i stepped on something sticky and felt in some big big bucket, when i got out all covered with that sticky thing, smelling funny, i got sick and lost my consciousness, guys carried me back to beaver home where i woke up and found myself all violet.
And that is exactly how i became violet and learned why cities are dangerous for silly little beaver.

Beaver home - so warm and cozy

This is my beaver home, this is so cool and expensive beaver apartments, I would even say - it's a beaver palace. Welcome to my cribs. I make parties every sunday night and all the forest VIPs are invited. This is so cool to live in a big and cozy lodge which we, beavers build with our own little hands. Did you, people knew that we are great constructors and architects? In wildlife we are the best in construction works. But unlike you we can build a hole dam over one night, that's right - night, not day, because we are night creatures! Could you handle that challenge? We are so good at building, because we are very rational animals, we choose places were everything is handy, and if it's not we do everything to improve it. We build canals to provide materials and food in the fastest way we can. We also help nature to avoid floods and erosion. Our other color after brown is definitely "green". Once we even built a world's biggest dam which can be seen from satellite, imagine how big is that. And we are just a small rodents, of course not so small among other rodents, only capybara is bigger then average beaver but in front of you, people, we are pretty small. So take that, humans, we do not know now, but maybe we even built Egyptian pyramids, not you or aliens! :) I mean if we can build a beaver home which can be seen from space, why couldn't we build a pyramids?