Angry Beaver Mom

Angry Beaver Mom

Hey folks, wanted to tell you about my angry beaver mom. So as you all know a while ago everyone celebrated Mother's day and guess what? I have been such a pig that i totally forgot about it and didn't even call my mom, so she got so furious at me that when i finally visited her, she showed up at the door with a roller pin. At first i didn't get what that means, bet then she asked me to take a look at the calendar and that was the first time when i really could be called a redhead beaver, because i blushed so hard that it even burned.
Fortunately, my momma is a very nice person and she couldn't stay mad at me for a long time. But still i was so ashamed of myself, that i decided to celebrate Mother's day with my momma two times a year, the real one and on a date when i forgot to greet my dear mother.
So after half an hour we already set together at the holiday dinner table with my momma, she hugged me and called me her lovely beaver cub again.
Now i am back to my cozy beaver home again, writing this post and wishing to never make my mom an angry beaver again.

Treasures of Beaver Island

Beaver Island

Hey folks, have you heard of Beaver Island treasures? People are talking that long time ago pirate called Redhead Beaver found this island and liked it so much, that he decided to stay there and hided his treasures there! By the way this island have his name now - Beaver Island! Time passed and people forgot about Redhead Beaver, now they tell that island is called Beaver Island because of beavers who live there in huge amounts, but i'll tell you that it has nothing to do with those cute little fellows! So i don't know about you but i'm going to Beaver Island to find that treasure old Redhead had hidden! Bling Bling, beavers!

Redhead beaver is a metalhead

So what do we have here - is that a Redhead beaver? Imagine if it had iroquai! It would look totally awesome! That Redhead beaver likes headbanging and bone shaking to the sounds of metal. He's not some kind of punk or emo, he is a true metal lover. He likes hardcore, trash metal, alternative metal, nu metal and metalcore. Hes favorite bands are Metallica, Trivium, Korn, Bullet for my Valentine, Amatory (great Russian band), Deftones and Snobrand (band from Latvia with unique style).
He decided to color hes hair red last year when he went to a beaver village winter park metal fest and he liked it so much, that he decided to stay redhead to keep the memory of that fest's atmosphere. And in my opinion it looks perfect on him. Hes mom says that it will be inappropriate when he'll be an old beaver and youngsters will laugh on him, but he doesn't care because as he thinks you must do what your soul desires 'cause you only have one life (if you aren't cat of course, these little guys have nine of them).
So i told him - redhead beaver, you are totally right and went to try out some violet on me.

OMG, beaver trapping!

Oh my God, folks that human bastards caught this poor little fellow into a beaver trapping, it is so rude and cruel of them, how could they? And why? Only because that cute beaver dropped a few old trees to make a sweet little home for his babies. Now that is nasty, why people think they have rights to rule over an animal's life, they totally got out of control. Someone should stop them once and for all! I am so calling Super beaver right now. And i am sure he wont be okay with that at all. Look how scared that redhead beaver is, how would they like if someone put them in his place.
And we don't actually know why they put him there, maybe they are just covering their backs, saying he caused them troubles, but actually they just wish to kill him and steal his fur. Yes, didn't you know they do that, filthy animals! They are jealous of wildlife creatures, because they don't have such a beautiful fur and since they are egoists, they either get what they want either destroy it, so if they can't get it, they make sure no one can, what a beasts!
Lets all hope that guy could get away from that awful beaver trapping and returned safely to his cute little cubs and wife.