Showing posts with label old beaver. Show all posts
Showing posts with label old beaver. Show all posts

Cartoon Beaver And St. Valentines Day

Cartoon Beaver
Hey folks, cartoon beaver is coming to town and he is going to spread love all over the place, because St. Valentine's day is very soon.
So, have you found your best half yet? Unfortunately i haven't, but that is a good reason for me to start looking for one. On 14th of February i am going to Beaver village winter park, because it is very romantic place and many of my friends have found their love there. So i decided, why not to try out my chances if i can go for it right this year. I'm already old enough and i bet i can met there some cute lovely beaver girl, who is lonely as i am.
I know sometimes it feels sad to be lonely on St. Valentine's day it even kinda feels more lonely than other time of the year, but don't worry if you are alone right now, you will definitely meet your soul mate some day.
But if you want to meet your love faster, here is a tip from old beaver for you, DO NOT SIT HOME all the time, watching TV or something, GO OUT as often as you can, ask your friends to invite some of their friends of the opposite gender to your parties, than you will have a big choice of new possible GF/BF to look up for.
But for now here's a cute cartoon beaver St. Valentine's day card, to warm your heart and give you an inspiration to find your love. Good luck, my dear friends.

My Visit To Grandparents At Beaver Village

Beaver Village
Hey folks, as you may noticed i haven't been posting to my blog for a few days, well that is because i went to Beaver village to visit my grandparents and grandparents as old as mine usually don't have any idea of what Internet is. Man it was so good to see them, i missed them so much. I missed grandma's delicious pies and grandpa's stories, now that old beaver never run out of words! They both are always so sweet and nice to me, i love them very much, it's too bad they live so far from me, i would definitely visit them every day (well maybe except i wouldn't after some parties because i would be ashamed of my hangover look).
Yep, i spent these days very good, it felt like home where you are always safe and where is someone who will take care of you no matter what like in childhood.

What do beavers eat except hamburgers?

What Do Beavers Eat
Hey folks, you often ask me what do beavers eat except hamburgers, tacos and nachos? Of course i was kidding saying that they eat that unhealthy fast food! It is time to reveal all secrets! Many of you think that they eat wood like i have already mentioned before but it is awkward! They make beaver home from wood! They don't have any tools like you - people do so it is obviously that they use their teeth for that! That is what makes you think that they eat it! So what do they eat? As you see little beaver eats cookie at this picture. Conclusion is that beavers eat sweets! Old beaver would love to have cake for dinner every day, beaver cub would eat bunch of ice creams with pleasure! Smart ones, aren't they? Who wouldn't want to have so yummy things for dinner every day! So folks, now you know what do beavers eat!

Would you like a little beaver?

little beaver
Once upon a time, when i was a little beaver i was so good at getting into troubles, like most of the kids do. And so it was one beautiful day in Beaver village, i was playing around with my friends, when we suddenly got bored and decided to do something funny and interesting.
My grandpa - Old beaver often told me scary stories about places where humans live and called that places cities, but he never said why should i be afraid of that cities, he only strictly said that i am not allowed to even show my nose there, because it is very dangerous. As i was just a kid i thought, that where danger is - there is adventures, and i really wanted to participate in some great adventures.
So that day, i told my friends about cities and of course we decided to sneak there without letting adult beavers know. And so we were on our way. Our company got there pretty fast by the river downstream. We understood that it was one of that cities right away, because we have never seen something, as we thought back then, so beautiful, before. And we went for a walk. We were running, screaming and trying to find out who lives in there, when we saw a funny looking long bodied creature which must have been that human, grandpa told about, it was very tall and clumsy. So it stood there on some long thing which is stepladder as i know now and did some funny moves with it's hand over the wall and that wall became violet when he rubbed it with his hand. We were so surprised and thought it was magic. We discussed it and decided to come closer and when we did we smelled something strange, our heads started to go round, my friends got scared of that but i wanted to look like a hero and went further, when suddenly i stepped on something sticky and felt in some big big bucket, when i got out all covered with that sticky thing, smelling funny, i got sick and lost my consciousness, guys carried me back to beaver home where i woke up and found myself all violet.
And that is exactly how i became violet and learned why cities are dangerous for silly little beaver.

Old beaver is lazy dude

Old Beaver
Hey folks, i recently met my old man and that old beaver is one lazy dude, i must say, but with a beautiful soul and a really pure heart, he is the greatest. I would even say he has always been my hero. Watching him as an example of a great parenting skills i understood that beavers are the best parents in the whole world, and my paps and mama are best parents of the best.
While i was a little beaver they treated me like little king or something, caring about me and giving me everything i needed in the first place and only then they thought about themselves.
When i got a little older they were teaching me properly everything they new and everything i might need to know for the future, because it is a tradition in beaver families to let their young children go to find their own place, so they can learn to live on their own instead of being mama's sons, which helps a lot in a future life.
To bad my mama has already passed away, but at least i have my old beaver paps, and i just love to visit him.